Darkness spread across Ordo Bowl and the entire Cascadia region when the rebellious Dark Elves of Bregan D’Aerthe answered the question, are all dwarfs bastards? As coach Vice's team tore through their opposition, they asserted that Dark Elves rule Ordo Bowl, and Cascadia. Now having secured Homer Coldcut and Beaverly Cleary in their fortresses across northwest Naggaroth, the collective teams of Ordo Bowl and their surrounding areas assault the icy stronghold, hoping to liberate Ordo Bowl's faithful mascots.
The third annual Portland-area CULT major tournament is here on 3/29/2025! Rrrrrip City RIOT 3: The Razing of CHOP (Coliseum of Hag Graef's Overlords) is a *FOUR* game, one day, Blood Bowl resurrection-style tournament. Homer Coldcut has had enough of Dark Elf arrogance, and has called on teams of CULT to descend on Naggaroth and raze their stadiums!
Rrrrrip City RIOT 3: The Razing of CHOP (Coliseum of Hag Graef's Overlords) is using a slightly modified version of the popular Eurobowl 2022 team build, adding the Team Mascot, Temp Agency Cheerleaders, and Part-Time Assistant Coaches inducements to each tier. Coaches may build their teams using Tourplay.net. *NOTE* a coach is not signed up for the event until they are paid; registering a team with Tourplay alone does not secure your place.
Rrrrrip City RIOT 3: The Razing of CHOP (Coliseum of Hag Graef's Overlords) is limited to the first 30 paid coaches. Additional coaches may be added after the first 30, but only in groups of two coaches at a time. Secure your place now! A link to the event ticket in a the bottom of this post. Only the first 30 coaches will receive the Rrrrrip City RIOT swag pack.
Cost
$35 USD ($30 for 2025 Ordo Fanaticus Champions, Reaver level or greater)
Team Build
Coaches will have 1,150,000 gold crowns to build their Rrrrrip City RIOT team. All special rules Coaches may purchase the following inducements as part of their overall budget, pursuant to their Special Rules (Badlands Brawl, Elven Kingdom, etc...):
0-2 Bloodweiser Kegs
0-3 Bribes
0-1 Halfling Mater Chef
0-1 Mortuary Assistant
0-3 Part-Time Assistant Coach
0-2 Star Players (must buy eleven players before a Star; Highlander rule is active)
0-1 Team Mascot
0-4 Temp Agency Cheerleaders
0-1 Wandering Apothecary
Teams will have several improvement packs to choose from, based on their tier. The tiers are:
Tier One: Amazon, Dark Elf, Dwarf, Lizardmen, Orc, Shambling Undead, Wood Elf
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Tier Two: Chaos Dwarf, Human, Necromantic Horror, Norse, Skaven, Underworld Denizens
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Tier Three: Chaos Chosen, Elven Union, High Elf, Imperial Nobility, Khorne, Nurgle, Swann, Vampire
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Tier Four: Black Orc, Chaos Renegades, Old World Alliance, Tomb Kings
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Tier Five: Gnome, Goblin, Halfling, Ogre, Snotling
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Schedule
Doors open: 8:30am
Registration: 9:00am
Coach Meeting: 9:15am
Game One: 9:30am
Game Two: 12pm
Break: 2:15pm
Game Three: 3:00pm
Game Four: 5:30pm
Awards: 8:00pm