About
Hello everyone!!!
I'm pleased to invite you to the VII Cuchi Cuchi Bowl, a tribute tournament in honor of Toni Frau, a great player and even better person, who left us on 30/11/2018.
Since one of his greatest hobbies was this great game, what better way to remember him than by hosting another "sabadero" tournament (Saturday tournament).
Tournament pending NAF approval.
Dates, Location and Registration
- Date: 05/09/2025
- Venue: The tournament will be played at ESPAI SUSCULTURA, C/ de Miquel Capllonch, 33, local 1 (still to be confirmed). The "challenge round" may be played on Friday afternoon/evening at Turbopito's house.
- Registration fee: 15€, the surplus will be fully allocated to raffles.
- Payment: to be made on the same day of the tournament (please bring exact change, tell your mothers to give you your allowance in assorted coins and bills).
Things Needed for Each Coach
- Blood Bowl team.
- Playing field, just in case.
- Block and scatter dice.
- A printed copy of the Bizaroster.
- The rulebook and any tables you think you might need.
- Pencil or pen.
- Tissues and a raincoat, just in case...
- Good vibes and eagerness to play.
Tournament Rules
- Individual tournament, Swiss-style, with no final - really, there is no final, no, no, there isn't. There WILL be a "challenge round" so you can smash your favorite rival's face.
- Played using the rules approved by the NAF in December 2025, with their corresponding FAQs and FOQs - we already know GW isn't great at getting things right on the first try... :twisted:
- No illegal procedure like weird fields, weird balls, or match events are allowed; also no cards of any kind may be used - neither love cards, nor giants (except Adriman), nor mercenaries, nor Nuffle prayers, nor anything like that. It's already bizarre enough without adding more to it. Don't be jerks and don't look for conflict, we know each other - it's a tribute tournament, remember.
- Wizards are welcome.
- The use of "Cuchi dice" is recommended in the tournament, though not mandatory. At the start of each match, coaches will discuss it, and if one of them wants to use only Cuchi dice, well, tough luck.
Special Tournament Rules
- The crowd wants blood.
- Woe to whoever falls out of bounds, they won't be treated very kindly, let's say.
- Any player who falls out of bounds will have Dirty Player's mighty blow applied on the injury roll (i.e., treated with a lethal/mighty blow effect).
"Let me vape in peace!!!"
- On the kick-off table, rolls of "Cheering Fans" and "Brilliant Coaching" will be replaced by "The Wrath of Cuchi Cuchi".
- Nobody bothers Cuchi Cuchi, and if you do, face the consequences. The loser of the roll will have a random player of theirs receive a "penetration" (attack) from our beloved Cuchi Cuchi. In case of a tie, Cuchi will charge one player from each team - that's what happens to those who bother him.
- Cuchi Cuchi is a Blitzer with Strength 6, with Guard, Horns, Frenzy, Tackle, Claws, Mighty Blow +2, Defensive Tackle, Dirty Player +2, and Break Tackle. Of course, no one can assist the poor victim - upon seeing Cuchi fall on the unfortunate player, everyone will look away, of course, not wanting to be next... Cuchi always hits head-on, that's just how he is.
Costume Bonus
- Whoever comes in costume will be granted the following gift: "Hey, I like your costume, take this": one of your players, who is not a Star Player, may increase one attribute by one point, keeping the maximum Movement at 9.
Roster Configuration
- You will have 1300k gold to build your Bizaroster. You may use Star Players to fill the minimum required 11 players. There is no limit on Star Players.
- If the same Star Player appears twice in the same match, no problem - surely those are the "doubles" the original player uses for risky matches they wanted to play for fame.
- All teams will have 7 single skill increases plus 2 mandatory double skill increases, with no maximum on elite skills. You can stack as many as you want - if you want to create a Star Player, this is your tournament.
Additionally:
"I want blood!!!"
- One of your players, who is not a Star Player, may - in addition to their skills - also choose Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, or Fend.
Link to a cool website for making your Bizarosters:
https://bbroster.com/
Additionally, the following bonuses will be given to bold coaches who use the following teams, so we don't always see the same ones:
- Goblins: 1 Double and 2 Bribes
- Ogres: 1 Double and 1 Single
- Pact, Khorne, Black Orcs, Chaos and Pro Elves: 2 Singles
- Halflings: Master Chef for 50k and 1 Bribe
Send rosters to: Kolmenamorena@gmail.com
Scoring
- Win: 7 pts
- Draw: 3 pts
- Loss: 0 pts
- Points conceded: -200
Tiebreaker criteria:
- Team score
- Individual score
- Net touchdowns
- Net casualties
- Penalties
Schedule
Still to be confirmed, but it will be roughly as follows:
- 09:45 Presentation and confirmation of participants.
- 10:00 - 12:00 First round.
- 12:15 - 14:15 Second round.
- 14:30 Lunch.
- 15:45 - 17:45 Third round.
- 18:00 - 20:00 Fourth round.
- 20:15 Approx. Prize giving.
If any round finishes early, the next round will probably be moved forward to finish sooner.
There will probably be a set menu at the same venue. More information will follow.
Trophies and Prizes
- Super Cuchi Cuchi Award for the Tournament Champion
- X Wing Cuchiliano Award for the top scorer
- Trooper Cuchilien Award for the top casualty dealer
- MiniCuchi Award for the best Stunty
- ElMuroCuchiliano Award for the best defense
- Award for whoever rolls the most Cuchi doubles (double 6) - WE HOPE YOU SHOUT CUCHI'S NAME EVERY TIME THEY COME UP.
- Cuchara de Palo (Wooden Spoon) Award for the champion of the last table in the final round
Only one prize per coach.
Raffles
With whatever is left over, we'll do a raffle as every year to cheer up your faces.
THERE IS A CHALLENGE ROUND SO YOU CAN SHOW EACH OTHER SOME GOOD OLD LOVE.
Organization Notes
- It's a tribute tournament, so we expect good vibes at all times.
- THERE IS NO FINAL, really, there isn't.
- When the regulation match time ends, the current turn will finish - we'll be strict about time, no "let me have one more turn to score" nonsense.
- Round schedules will be approximate, remember it's a tribute tournament, and we do it to remember Toni and have a good time. Don't be picky.